July 2011
119 posts
moo58 asked: My Liege, may I inquire: Do you wear Boxers, Briefs, or do you prefer to be Commando?
More importantly: Have you & Lord Fandral kissed and made up yet? This is my fondest desire for you right now. <3
More importantly: Have you & Lord Fandral kissed and made up yet? This is my fondest desire for you right now. <3
misslilimarieeisenlover asked: You and Fandral's babies would be adorable, and then they'd grow up to be gorgeous. Good genes.
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Drink mead, fuck bitches. Life motto? Yes or yes?
number1odinson
Verily.
Babies, why did I suddenly envision that man from that crime show taking off his sunglasses and then suddenly the dramatic music in the background says not Yeahhhh! but Verilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I watch too much Midgardian television but the daytime drama shows are just too good not to watch….
Days of Our Lives I’m looking at you. ♥
octohorse-deactivated20121203 asked: Sassy Mommy, do you prefer red or white gold?
(present, what present, who said anything about a present)
(present, what present, who said anything about a present)
moo58 asked: Good Evening, My Liege. Late is the hour of our meeting, thank you so much for seeing me. This I must ask of you: Does Volstaag have a last name? Pray, do tell me what it is?
Thank you my King? May I also just sit here and gaze upon the loveliness that is your face??
Thank you my King? May I also just sit here and gaze upon the loveliness that is your face??
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What, what, WHAT is this?
Why is anonymous ignoring me all of a sudden? I am so sad! Why do you no longer love me, Anonymous, and want to do terribly beautiful things to my body? Why are there no more silly poems with roses are red and violet are blue? Why are there no more questions? Babies, you’re all being stupid betches. Fix this moment. ♥
Off to tinychat, babies! Meet me there?
http://tinychat.com/becausehiddles
EDIT: When Tony is there, I’ll return.
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Reblog if you'd like messages from curious anons.
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My patience for TextsFromAsgard has run out, so...
freudian—slip:
Texts from Asgard! By Odin’s beard, it’s fabulous!
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Thank you, HipsterLoki
for some fabulous gifs!
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OOC;
Hey! Unlike the old blogmaster, I will do prose roleplay. :D But, I don’t have a timeline. I might refer to other things from other roleplays if I feel they might add to an rp time, but as far as it goes, it’s just memories that may or may not be real. So if you want to see some roleplay with Sassy Gay King Loki, talk to me guys!
Anonymous asked: everyones so scared of spiders but to be honest the thought of rats creep me out more. i'm not scared of them but next door is crawling with rats and living in an attached house means that they've probably found their way into my house.
you can hear them at night scuttling around in the ceiling. it's fucking scary man. theyre disgusting.
you can hear them at night scuttling around in the ceiling. it's fucking scary man. theyre disgusting.
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ooc: i want to go to sleep but i don't think i can...
thirdsonofasgard:
i got home at like 10 and was like hell yeah, going to bed at like 12 because i have to be up super early for a meeting, and then, a spider ran across my wall that was the size of my fucking hand.
This is what it fucking looked like, I think. Jesus FUCK, it was huge and I was like…well, my inner Balder took a hike, let’s say that. I had a poster tube and lysol and was trying...
matadelanimasola asked: The Bifrost is red,
The Bifrost is blue.
It's super sassy,
AND SO ARE YOU!
Sleep well, my Sassy King!
The Bifrost is blue.
It's super sassy,
AND SO ARE YOU!
Sleep well, my Sassy King!
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Babies!
Give me some cute rhymes to go to bed on so that I can sleep soundly. ♥
petitecarrot asked: Mister sassy gay king, *sits on lap* can I have a pony for my birthday?
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angelicmight asked: Hehe, you're quite the character aren't you. A nice bubble bath does sound soothing.