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Your Sassy Gay King
To Alfheim.

ravenhairedchaos:

contriveroffraud:

Contriver gives the flamboyant clone a slightly intrigued look; He never thought, within over five-thousand years of life, that he would hear any incarnation of himself say he’d rather not kill someone if he had to. “I suppose, if you’d rather not get your hands too dirty…it would prove useful.”

The trickster paused, allowing the clones’ inquiry before responding. “I have a vague idea of the layout; Nothing perfectly detailed, but it’ll do.”

He shrugs his shoulders, not really caring about the sassy clone at this point.  He only wanted to focus on the matters at hand.  He wanted to make Alfheim tremble, he wanted them to feel their wrath and their power and to fear them.  And then there was the bigger picture, Yggdrasil…  Though they were only on the second realm, the excitement for what was to come was starting to swell within him.  He became elated with the thought of being an absolute ruler.  Finally he would have the power he so deserved.  Finally he would rule.  Finally Thor would kneel at his feet and beg for his mercy.  Oh how he reveled in these thoughts.

He turns his attention back to Contriver upon hearing him speak.  “Yes, a general idea should be fine.”

“Alright, so, then, like, what’s the layout?” the clone asked, getting frustrated. It was taking longer than he had thought and he was totally missing out on Blue Oyster’s fab gay scene. “I want to get it done already,” he whined. “Can’t we just get ghetto fierce, sneak inside, get the king and queen and be done with it already? I mean, you guys are acting like we have to be ninjas or something, dear god.” He glared at RavenChaos, who clearly thought nothing of him, and gave an almost glare at Contriver. “We’ve been here, slogging through forest, and we haven’t even got a plan?” He crossed his arms, tapping his fingers on his upper arm and looked away, exasperated.

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To Alfheim.

ravenhairedchaos:

contriveroffraud:

Contriver couldn’t help but roll his eyes; This was hardly the time for either of them to try to seem better than the other, or any other such nonsense. He picked up his stride, tugging his long Midgardian coat tighter around himself—and squaring his shoulders— before speaking. “If you two are quite finished with your ridiculous quarreling—as you can clearly see—the forest is coming to an end.”  He tossed a stern glance at them both, raising his eyebrow.

“Some of us may not particularly like each other but, as I am sure both of you are aware of due to your intelligence, arguing over your differences is unproductive. As humans say, ‘knock it off’.” He shifted his gaze toward the opening in the trees once again. “Now, since it’s gotten rather dark by now, it should be easier to slip past unnoticed; However, if necessary, cloning may be a reliable option for distraction…”

He stifles his laughter at SGKL’s fierce outburst.  It did not take much to get this clone going.  It was not really like RavenChaos to tease, but he could not lie that the sassy comebacks were amusing, but that was not the point of this mission.  RavenChaos did not want to be the cause of this plan failing over some teasing.  He is genuinely excited about this, and does not want to see the plan fall to pieces, especially if it is over his doing.

He puts his hands up in surrender at Contriver’s reprimands, “My apologies, I am finished, though I am sure he hates me now.”  His somewhat light-hearted countenance returns to its normal state, stern and bitter as the near the forest’s end.  He does not want to lose sight of what this mission is really about, and like Contriver, he pulls his furs closer around him.  “Yes, understood.”

The sassy man stopped at the last large tree, peering around it to examine the area past for just a moment before turning around to face Contriver as he spoke. “You’re totes right. I’m not sorry though,” he added in a mutter under his breath coolly.

“Anyway… if you need, I can totally take down some guards while you go after the king and queen. I’m not really a killer,” he admitted, “and besides, that would get blood on my clothes, which would totally stain and make a mess. That would not be fab at all… I hate doing laundry…” He wrinkled his nose at the thought. “Do you know the layout or is it a run in and guess thing?”

To Alfheim.

ravenhairedchaos:

contriveroffraud:

Contriver raised his eyebrow, allowing a quick glance at Ravenchaos. “Well, I certainly wont stop you from doing so…vivisection isn’t a particular hobby of mine; However, I will assist if you require it.” He offered, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. After a few minutes of silence, he does notice the flamboyant clones’ closeness. Contriver only gives it a brief thought before he notes that they will be exiting the forest soon enough.

“The tree’s will begin to thin a mile or two up; Remember to keep as out of sight as you possibly can. Only attack if necessary…you’ll both have your chances with the King and Queen. We want this to be swift, yes?”

“Honestly, I will probably not do such a thing here, but rather in my own private chambers where I can be in control of everything.  Not to mention I have none of my instruments with me.” He snickers at the sassy clone’s closeness to Contriver. “Are you going to be able to do this, oh flamboyant one?  Or shall we leave you in the safety of the forests?”  He continues to walk along side them, letting his mind wander off sometimes to think about the brilliance of the scheme that they were about to begin.

“All right, and yes, swiftness would be best.  If we linger around it will give them more time to call in reinforcements.”

The sassy clone scowled at Raven-Chaos. “Look, honey, I may not be as strong as you, or as powerful, or as magical, but there’s one thing I am that you’re not. Fucking fabulous. And it takes a lot to be fierce like this, and yeah, I’m absolutely terrified. But I am sure of myself, and, sweetie,” he said, almost exasperated, “Heels can do more than just make my tush look good.”

He turned his ankle in just the right light to show that the faint glamour on the shoes faded, revealing that the stilettos were not just teeny tiny pillars for his shoes, but also magically bound knives. Small, granted, just a few inches, but the glint of magic hinted at stronger powers than just looking beautiful.

“Now, if you’re done ques-tion-ing me,” he finished, dragging out the word with a hip swish and a wagging finger, “we can get to the king and queen and get it done.” With a flamboyant sniff, he threw the scarf over his shoulder and marched on in front of Contriver with a stronger stride and an irritated glare. A sassy gay clone he may be, but in the end, he was still a Loki.

@TheDashingSwordsman

thedashingswordsman:

“Well now, there is a first time for everything, isn’t there?” He flashed Loki a charming grin- flirting was second nature to him. If that’s how Loki wanted to play, then so be it.

However, Fandral froze in place when Loki bit his ear, tightening his grip on Loki’s legs. He could feel the hair standing up on the back of his neck and suppressed the shiver that threatened to run down his spine. His ears were by far the most sensitive part of his body; the feeling of teeth against his cartilage was all it normally took to succumb to the wishes of an intimate partner. He could never resist.

His cheeks grew warm and red; he hoped that Loki wouldn’t notice and if he did, that he wouldn’t mention it. It was embarrassing enough that the simple gesture could cause such a reaction from him, he didn’t want Loki to have the satisfaction of knowing about it. “W-well then, let’s get moving.” Fandral refused to look at Loki as he pointed towards the city, his legs felt heavy as they moved towards the tall buildings in the distance, thankful for the cool wind against his face.

Fandral turned up the charm more than he would have to admit, but he was having fun and in good company. Even with Loki’s flirtatious comments and his playful responses, he was quite glad to have come down from Asgard to the city.

He was all aflutter at the freezing of Fandral. It was perfect— just a little nibble and the blond man was putty in his hands as those beautiful hands tightened around the sassy clone’s thighs. How wondrous! He’d be sure to remember. He giggled some at the stuttering and nodded, leaning comfortably against the tall man.

“The city is nice, you know,” he said, thinking that there needed to be some talking on the walking trip. He was holding on tightly but released his right arm to look at his nails, examining the shine in the french tips. They were nice and very expensively done— it was only the best for the clone, after all.

“It’s busy. you’d totes been here before, I see,” he added, tapping on the side of the sunglasses. “Good taste. They look fab on you, by the way. But anyway, New York is my baby and she eats from the palm of my hand. It’s just too easy. I mean, one time, I needed money, and I just smiled at this guy and we went out to dinner and he bought me a car!” He was delighted and altogether happy. He had his beloved right there, holding him. Now to make his beloved his. “So, tell me… Ever been with a Loki, baby?”

No. It's my actual name.

Well that’s just not nearly as fun. -pouts-

I'm everybody's Master.

Oh, so it’s not a cute pet name I can abuse? D:

nieryka:

 
Sunny Afternoonby ~thatoddowl

Like, this is totes fab and fierce! :D

nieryka:

Sunny Afternoonby ~thatoddowl

Like, this is totes fab and fierce! :D

To Alfheim.

ravenhairedchaos:

contriveroffraud:

He gives the flamboyant clone a curious look; He seemed a bit nervous. Contriver hadn’t felt nervous when it came to mischievous plots since he was younger, stuck in Asgard and foolish enough to believe Odins’ lies. “As have I; As for the bleeding comment, I suppose we’ll find out, wont we?” Contriver offers, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. He takes a step forward, planning on leading them both.

“Come along, then.”

“Perhaps we can tear them open to see what they look like on the inside.  I would be very intrigued to see their…mechanics,” he says to no one in particular as he uses a dagger to pick under his long nails.  When he looks up he sees the sassy clone giving him a strange look. “Vivisection is something of utmost interest to me.”  His eyes switch to Contriver as he begins to move.  RavenChaos slides his dagger back into its sheath and follows the other incarnation as he tells them to come.

“I absolutely cannot wait.”

The sassy clone choked down a faint whimper at the idea of slicing and dicing the king and queen, feeling queasy. He refused to look weak in front of the incarnations of his original though and simply bit his lipglossed lip nervously before following after Contriver. He liked Contriver more— he knew Contriver thought he was queer in the weird way, pathetic, and a little bit useless, but at least he didn’t have talons for nails or a propensity for dissecting things. He was tempted to grab his hand as he kept up fairly well, but the gay man changed his mind and simply highstepped over a hole that threatened his heels and flounced along in the forest like he belonged there.

Dear Sassy Gay King Loki

How come boys can be so utterly stupid sometimes?

Because, honey, they only have enough blood to power one head at a time. D’: